I’ll leave it
up to Lee to explain Festivus (as I’m a heathen, and celebrate Christmas
and Shaven Yaks Day myself... hell, I’ll celebrate anything if it equals
me getting presents).
This is where
I will explain Festivus, a holiday for the rest of us. Festivus is a magical holiday where I can celebrate being an asshole, instead of taking flak for it. Screw you, Christmas!