Some people don't
understand my inventing genius.
Last time I went to Lindsey’s
I actually saw her trying to make this stupid toast machine. I was
sitting at her table and demanded some breakfast (at 3:00PM). When
I saw the crap she tried to serve me I said, “Hey! This toast is
charred! I ordered rare, not well-done!” She quickly apologized
and retreated to the kitchen with the toast.
Over the next few minutes I heard some buzzes and bloops. I cried,
“You better not be playing with that stupid de-toasting machine!”
She claimed she wasn’t, but when I peaked into the kitchen she was… well…
didn’t you just read the comic?